The Family Dinner (General)

BurnThatBridge, 8/25/2022, 8:33AM (617 days ago)- 8 people liked this[OOO]

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!

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SINNful, 8/25/2022, 8:38AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!

WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!

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BBfanforever, 8/25/2022, 8:38AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge- one person liked this

Like Eric Forrester said to Ridge Thomas and Douglas … its their birthright as Forresters
Like Ridge said it felt good to have the Forrester family together

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PoH @, 8/25/2022, 8:49AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!

Applause! Applause! Applause! Absolutely brilliant. :lol

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shewolf, Florida, 8/25/2022, 8:55AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge- one person liked this

Awesome!!!! You totally nailed it in a most delightful way! Now, if only they would all fly away like the down of a thistle!

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matisse, 8/25/2022, 9:01AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!

Was Brooke not invited? Don't recall if they said that or not? Not even sure Taylor was invited because Eric seemed to think it was only going to be the men of the family.

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Dreamgirl, 8/25/2022, 9:18AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!

Love it! You nailed their hypocrisy and how they think they're better than everyone else! And you're very talented.

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Lizzy54 @, Austria, 8/25/2022, 9:22AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

:cool :cool :cool :cool :cool

What a wonderful piece of poetry! Love it! :lol

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Barbybo, 8/25/2022, 9:32AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!

I don’t get it Ridge is llegaly a forrester even adopted children are family members …but the post was cute

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SINNful, 8/25/2022, 9:59AM (617 days ago) @Barbybo

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!


I don’t get it Ridge is llegaly a forrester even adopted children are family members …but the post was cute

Except Hope:lol

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Barbybo, 8/25/2022, 11:59AM (617 days ago) @SINNful

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!


I don’t get it Ridge is llegaly a forrester even adopted children are family members …but the post was cute


Except Hope:lol

Hope was never a forrester she was a wanna be she’s a deacon Brooke sex result of a affair

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Judx, 8/25/2022, 10:46AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

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kikilucy, 8/25/2022, 10:47AM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!

Excellent post!

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GracieGirl, 8/25/2022, 12:38PM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

This is incredible? Are we worthy of such talent? I think not. Very clever.

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BurnThatBridge, 8/25/2022, 2:56PM (617 days ago) @GracieGirl- one person liked this

This is incredible? Are we worthy of such talent? I think not. Very clever.

Thank you, and everyone else for your kind words!

When the show is this bad, I find myself hate watching for nothing more than the snark value.

If only there was some balance, and some continuity, and for heaven's sake, stop with the revisionist history. I hate to say this, but it almost makes me want to see Sheila wreak havoc on a certain mother and daughter mean girl tag team.

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q, 8/25/2022, 2:13PM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

Great job. Fun to read.

Everytime I see your name I think of the song from The movie with Clint Eastwood, "Kelly's Heros", "Burning Bridges".

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BurnThatBridge, 8/25/2022, 2:44PM (617 days ago) @q

Great job. Fun to read.

Everytime I see your name I think of the song from The movie with Clint Eastwood, "Kelly's Heros", "Burning Bridges".

Love that movie and Mr. Eastwood! However, the bridge I would like to see burned down is our very own Brooke and Ridge. The pairing is well past their sell by date, and Brooke deserves sooooo much better.

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Joy, 8/25/2022, 3:13PM (617 days ago) @BurnThatBridge

Twas the night of the Forrester Family Dinner, and all through the house
Not a Forrester was stirring, except for the host
The guests huddled by the chimney and were full of glee
Relieved and happy to see that Brooke was not an invitee

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of being Forrester’s danced through their heads
And momma in her sheet dress and so full of sap
Oohing and Ahing as she let her lips flap

When in the living room the guests all began to chatter
The children were ushered upstairs their little feet going pitter patter
And the toasts began, and the year was rehashed
With everyone on their best behavior as no Logan was bashed

The shine of happiness on the newly alive Finn
Being told by Ridge he was a Forrester and scoring the win
When what to his wondering heart should he hear
But his awful wife saying she loves him and holds him dear

With the little old host, so lively and quick
I knew in a moment it must be Eric
More rapid than eagles his guests they came
And he laughed, and shouted, and called them by name

Now Ridge, now Taylor, now Finn and Steffy!
On Thomas, on Douglas, on Hayes and Kelly!
We are all here together, this Forrester clan
No Logan’s present; Steffy and Taylor’s game plan

And they laughed and they toasted, this group of imposters
Not a one of them with a drop of blood from a Forrester
Yet they hail themselves as such, as they shout to the night
We are Forrester’s! Forrester’s we are! It’s our birthright!

I love this, you are very tallented.

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